[Meta]physics

  • Happy Ramadan

    I apologize for the quality of this blog so far, but I am proud that we have renewed for another year! I suppose there will be a sort of overhaul of the site, but I won’t remove anything I’ve posted so far. For the readers who have been around since the beginning, thank you very…

    Jas, the Physicist

  • Miss Management

    It felt like my birthday today. I was wearing a beautiful manager’s shirt and I was floating on air. I finally did it! I completed my goal of becoming an opening manager at McDonald’s. It took me about 8 months to complete the goal although I didn’t actively pursue it for 4 of those months.…

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  • Deck Transformations

    Deck transformations are important because we want to study the fundamental group of the base space (X) by looking at subgroups induced by the image of the covering map (q: E —> X).(I don’t like the way I phrased the first sentence so I will rewrite this lecture with pictures and come back to it…

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  • Future Blog Articles

    On Giving Unsolicited AdvicePerceptions and IllusionsBatman is the Real VillainCarb-Induced Mood SwingsLaw of Attraction (Telekinesis)Raw Egg Yolks and Protein DenaturationLipid Metabolism and Skin HydrationSulfur and TestosteroneDiet, Ethics and MoralityEnergy and CaloriesThe Urinary System and Kidney FiltrationMenstruation and FertilityCholesterol, Cancer and Vitamin DLactobacilli and the ColonThe Theory of RelativityTime and Growth (Wisdom Teeth)Cellular Respiration (Banach-Tarski Paradox)Seasonal…

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  • The World of Opposites (Polarity)

    We are energetic beings. You’ll hear spiritualists say this a lot. I want to explore the mathematics of spirituality, which is exactly physics. So we have these chakras, right? Which are energetic vortices that are oriented in a specific direction. Since they’re circular, there is either a clockwise or counter-clockwise orientation. You have an orientation.…

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  • What’s the spiritual purpose of a female orgasm and why has society suppressed it for so long?

    The female orgasm, when achieved, causes the chakras to intensify and increase their spin direction. Chakras are vortices of energy which can be imbalanced, spin in incorrect direction, or somehow be disconnected. The female orgasm transfers energy to another partner during sex, metaphysical energy, but also her chakras are affected for two-three weeks after sexual…

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  • Why if I’m intelligent do I look slow to other people?

    Time is not linear, it is circling around itself. But now you’re going to have to figure out what she meant by Time. Are you listening? It is circling around itself. That’s not the same as saying time is a loop. It sort of is, but now you have to determine its codomain dimension. I…

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  • Even through all of this, I keep going so I am grateful for that.

    Seasonal depression can be really difficult for me and normally I have friends or family to keep me company or it’s the fall and I’m in school and don’t think that much about it, so this isolation on top of working this job kind of gets to me, but I know it’ll end when the…

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  • Intractable Integrals (AMATH 112)

    Required reading: https://ocw.mit.edu/ans7870/18/18.013a/textbook/HTML/chapter25/contents.html [learn_press_profile]

    Jas, the Physicist

  • I’ve given up on trying to go back to graduate school.

    There’s no point in it. I’m done forcing it. I don’t believe in myself and don’t have the courage to ask anyone to write me letters of recommendation. Whatever.

    Jas, the Physicist